Frank opened his eyes . “The sun’s up,” he thought. When he was younger, he’d get out of bed as soon as he woke up. For the last ten years, he’d learned to lie there for a while and enjoy the gift of another day. There are four windows in his bedroom, which let in sunlight from three directions. He likes having windows that look out in all directions. After ten minutes, he rolled his legs out of bed, grabbed a handle he’d screwed to his headboard and stood up. His knees complained. To help them calm down, he stretched as tall as he could, straightening as many muscles as possible. Especially, those in his legs. Twenty minutes later, he’d washed, dressed and was ready for the day. He headed for the elevator in his bedroom. “The best thing I’ve ever done was installing the two small elevators. This one to the main floor and another from there to the basement,” he thought. Downstairs, he made his way to the kitchen and started to prepare a simple breakfast of muesli and yogurt. His cellp...
Sweeping’s for old women and crater-faces — everyone knew it wasn’t fair! It could have happened to anyone. It wasn’t my fault. The judge had it in for me. My mom cried when the judgment came down.\ “On the two counts of irresponsibility, how do you find the defendant?” “Guilty.” “On the count of smugness?” “Guilty.” “And lastly, on the count of untidiness?” “Guilty.” Then the judge lectured me on how I had endangered the whole community with my sloppy, uncaring attitude; with my inability to keep things in order, blah, blah, blah. The sentence? Four months hard sweeping. Un-fucking-believable. “Hey dusthead, wake up!” Someone whacked me on the head in passing. It was my supervisor No-face Jake. “Get your gear and come on.” I gathered up my mask and visor and scrambled after him — waddled after him actually. The orange coveralls I was wearing were gi-normous. Not really a good look for me. Jake was a veteran sweeper. Rumour had it that he’d been on the job for close to ten years — but...